so my brother super pissed me off yesterday
so I stole his hole punch, which he really needs to complete his coursework:
fortunately I also have this jelly
let’s see how he fucking reacts to this
I think you win the worst sibling award
/tears up as I accept the award/
I’d like to thank my mom
Sterek AU: Derek has been trying to make a move on his son’s babysitter for months. It seems impossible to him that Stiles doesn’t know how he feels. He just bought a damn puppy because Stiles said it might be good for Scott!
When he realises that somehow Stiles doesn’t know that Derek’s in love with him, his path suddenly becomes ridiculously clear. This time Stiles will be left with absolutely no doubt that Derek wants him. It’s time to make their little family official.
Sterek AU: As a newly single father Derek is finding it increasingly hard to cope with the demands of work and his young son Scott. Little does he know that an ad in the yellow pages and a single phone call are about to change his life forever.
Sterek AU: Derek’s search for a babysitter for his son Scott has lead him to Stiles Stilinski. Derek’s hesitant about hiring him due mainly to his age but definitely partly due to the fact that Derek spent the first five minutes of the interview staring at Stiles’ lips.
The thing that convinces Derek to hire Stiles is that he can see the same loss in his eyes that he sees in Scott’s, and the same aching loneliness that he sees reflected back in the mirror. Stiles may not be perfect, but he might just be the perfect fit for their dysfunctional little family.
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING
accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb
Don’t be a lil shit all ur life just because you know some random fact that obviously some people didn’t get